Dispatches From The Farm

Today’s Turn

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Today I hardly saw the lathe till evening. I spent the morning with out oldest loading firewood at the dump, then we came home, unloaded it, and split it all up. He was very eager to have dry wood because he has been having troubles burning some wet wood he has at his place. There just wasn’t very much workable dry wood there, though, so I suggested he take some wet wood, then when we got back to the farm, he trade the wet wood for some of my dry wood. I have plenty laying about, and a lot sorted out for this winter. So he did that. I have more for next year, and lots for this at the moment. He left with just over half a cord of wood all split up and ready to burn.

After he left, a guy showed up and took the last two of our pigs, leaving us free of them, and their cost on our feed bill. He went to pay me via Venmo, but my account is still suspended from the first time I tried to use it, so I told him not to worry about it. I wasn’t going to make him unload them after all the work he did to load them, and I was happy to get them off our feed bill, and was planning giving them away anyhow if we didn’t sell them to anyone. I was thrilled to see them go.

So it was a great day, seeing both of the boys, and getting firewood sorted out, and getting two pigs sorted out. I did work on the lathe a little tonight, but the wood is wet, and prone to catching. I was happy to leave it, before it ruined my new hobby.

Today In The Shop

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I turned today. I tried a bobbin lace bobbin, but I don’t have quite fine enough tools to do something as small as those need to be. Afterwards I tried doing anything I could out of a small piece of scrap left over from my main turn today. That worked out to be a handle of sorts, and if I can get some yarn on the end of it in the form of a pom-pom, I would like it to be a little duster for things like the computer keyboard.

My main turn today was a tool handle for my chisel set. I have got a couple of Lie Nielsen chisels, and they have easily removeable handles which can be changed out for long handles for finer control. The hardest part was getting the conical shape that fits into the chisel right so that it did not wobble on the handle. The new handle will work with any of the chisels, and gives another inch and a quarter in length. I want to do one more, longer, but that will have to come another day.

Then came the exhaustion. Part of it is from being so happy to be turning that I have not been taking time to eat, and part of it is how much time I have spent in front of the lathe. I took a nap this afternoon, and woke up an hour later still feeling it. We had porridge oats for super and it helped, but did not clear the feeling entirely. For safety’s sake, I decided not to try to go out, even though I have more ideas wanting to come to being.

I decided to get the overpriced light for the lathe in the end. It won’t be here for a bit, but I did order it because I keep hitting my helmet on the light hanging over the lathe now, trying to bring it low enough to be useful. I figured that if I am going to see the surfaces well enough to give them a good finish, and if I am going to see up inside bowls and the like, I’ll need a light that is bright, can be brought close, and can easily be repositioned as needed. I guess it shops from the factory warehouse, so it’ll get here when it gets here.

Finally, I have bad news for my family. I have been researching how to make whistles. They look pretty easy.

Today I Turned Two Shop Mallets

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Yesterday’s turn from the maple went great, but hollowing it out was terrible. It was such a hard piece of wood! So I decided that if I was going to keep working from that wood, I needed to do something solid today. I did two somethings! I have been envying the carver’s mallets I see people using on YouTube. Drooling, really! I have wanted one for a long time, and the other night I watched a fellow shape one to fit the hand of whomever ordered it from him. Reviews where he sold them said the buyers were shocked at how easy to hold they were, and how effortless it was to use them. Well, I could not get everything from his video, but I did stop often and check the fit to my hand, rather than blindly turning a standard handle. I am happy I did, too!

I did the smaller mallet first. I will use it for light tapping or leatherwork. I have a mallet I bought for leatherwork, so maybe that one can come out of the hand tool drawer in the woodshop and go back in with the leather tools.

After the little one, I figured I was done for the night, but then I realized how I could get a larger piece of wood out of the tree, and probably leave scraps that could be made to something like bobbins for Missus’s loom shuttles. So I went back out and got to work on the larger mallet.

I have not weighted them at this point, but they are both very comfortable. Especially the second one. I really put in the extra effort to see to it that one fit to my hand. Either way, there is two new shop tools with no real cost to get them! Now we are cooking on gas!

I doubt it would have been nearly as satisfying to buy one of these as it was to make two! I can bugger them up, and it is no worry. I know just where I can get more maple. And next year, if we are still hanging out here, I am sure I will go and get a lot!

Today’s Turn

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We did some cleaning chores in the house this morning, and I did not get started in the shop till after lunch. Turn a bit of maple, I thought. It will be easy and fun, I thought. It was. It was the work I did after that that hurt. But first, the choice of wood. After a look through the firewood pile, I finally settled on turning a piece from that old tree that had split in half in grandma’s front yard several years ago.

What I decided to make today comes from my memories, as an antique I saw when I was maybe ten or eleven, if that. It was a coffee scoop. I tried to find one online, but nothing came up nearly what I remember, so I turned what I remembered, rather than what I found.

The turn was quite easy!, and it came out just how I thought I wanted it! I only worked from a design in my head; a combination of my desires for it, and what I remember seeing many years ago. The one from years gone by was much darker. I kept this light so it would develop a natural patina.

I thought it would be fairly easy to hollow out with a Forstner bit on the drill press or something. Well, that turned out to be a laugh. My press has not got near enough power to get into it. I ended up drilling with smaller bits over and over, then chiseling and finally carving with a carving knife. Not as neat on the inside as I would have liked, but then, it is a brand new antique. So it’ll do. I finished it with a coat of olive oil, and tried it out! Small, but works well!

Next Turnings

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I did some more turnings today. I wanted to try tops out, and a finial, and that’s what I did. The tops are not great. I can get the short fat one to spin sometimes. The other always spins on its head. It’s a start! I will work on it. At the moment I am trying cuts and letting the bad workmanship lead me. I need to get deliberate with my work, and make cuts without making mistakes. Then I can lead the results. That is where the finial comes in, a bit. It is about making deliberate cuts so that the piece does not fail while working on it. And it did not.

Two tops. Both work fair, but they need improvement.

I know we are throwing the tops right. I looked it up in the University of YouTube. I had a good demonstration complete with slow-mo, by a nine year old kid. We are doing what he showed in his video!

A Finial

You know, I don’t know why the pictures uploaded the way they did. I took photos of the complete objects. I guess this is a new fault in the web-works to work my head around. Never mind the campaign propaganda on the table under the finial. I will probably vote for the other guy, whoever he is.

I think there are definitely a couple of things to get still. Sharpening wheels for the grinder, a good light for the turning station, especially if I am going to carry on with any fine work, and finally, a set of proper stones for all the rest of the workshop, with one for the turning station thrown in for good measure. I am pretty sure at that point I am pretty well covered on the turning station tools. At least for now. I can worry about finer tools to turn with later. I have a good enough set to get started on, and to learn to take care of, and to learn to adjust my grind if need be. Though, I don’t know if it need be, as everyone talks about 40 degree grinds down at YouTube University.

I’ll probably give myself some time on the lathe tomorrow. Monday is a day for some chores. I have to go get some corn from a neighbor who offered it on the stalks. It is a hand loading job. It may rain on Monday, according to the forecast, though that is seldom correct. But tomorrow is meant to be nice.

And So It begins…

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Here is the first actual project I turned on the lathe. It is a yarn bowl. I will do another and put the squiggly gap in it when I have turned a couple of more items.

My first project on the new lathe.

I will not be turning again till I can solve a couple of things I discovered while doing this. I need to get the sharpening wheels for the grinder, and I need to learn to properly plunge cut a bowl. Well, maybe I will work on a top next, or an Amish Henry. I do want to get some welding wire to blacken the little gaps at the top and bottom with. I also would like to sort out a bit more safety, and I would finally like to use dry wood for the next project, and see how it differs from this wet project that will likely crack and warp.

Still, it was quite fun!

The New Odyssey

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I turned 50 this year. What a year! It’s been a great half century! One does look at that, and think, “goodness, have I been alive for so long? I don’t feel like it!” But, one has. And one is thinking that either that means I am ‘over the hill,’ edging closer to death, or I am like one of my ancestors who lived to 103, and this is only the half way mark, roughly. That ancestor incidentally was born in 1799, and lived during three centuries. Not a possibility here, but there is time for a new manifestation of self. And I think it is the revelation of what I want to be when I grow up. Finally!

Yesterday a new shop tool arrived. Also, finally! It is a Lathe. It is a midi, or small-ish lathe, and instead of dealing with horrible limits, I decked it out to extend the bed and put a side workstation on it for bowl turning, and give it the form that allows it to do most everything I would need of it for a long, long time… hopefully. If not, then I guess I would be in the market for a larger one later. But I think that this one will do for now, and for a while, as I am a bit scared of these things anyhow. I have got a lot of safety to learn and common sense to establish.

That said, I set it up with the help of my eight year old daughter, and mounted a block of wood and got to turning. I only put in a small block, and started learning the feel of the skew. I also paused and watched videos on how to. We are lucky these days that such skills are passed along in video format at least, through the magic of YouTube!

There are some table legs in the shop I want to replicate. They are pretty easy looking, and could probably be done with a roughing gouge, skew, and a spindle gouge, with most of the work going to the skew. I think that learning to replicate them, then duplicate the replication three more times would put me on course for learning the work, and it would also put me on course for making the replication of the whole table, which I would like very much to do. I have a name all picked out for this project, as the table belonged to great-great-grandma Willa. So, Will’s Table it is!

With any luck, I will make me one, and then I will do it again a few times and sell those. And that! That is the goal! Take a good piece of old time furniture, replicate it with mostly hand tools, or with reasonably few power tools, and sell the replicas. I have the time to fit it into the current llama farm we already have going. I want to carry on with leatherworking, too. And these are the traditional crafts and skills I want to bring to the table, pardon me. There are lots of people in the homesteading movement doing similar things. I don’t want to look at them and think, ‘well, there they go! Why do it, when others are?’ I want to be a part of the movement. I want to make my unique contribution. Today is Friday. Today is the day I get started. Never mind the weekend. This is my homespun, self sustaining business model.

I expect that at some point, whenever I get my skills in place for a sale, I will have a section on this site called “The Woodshop,” or something like that. That is where I will show what I have done.

There. That’s a commitment.

The Snow Is Nearly Gone

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The farm is nearly clear of any snow, apart from the shadows and the like. The valley is still white, especially the mountain fronts. It is cold out there, with the wind still blowing, the temperature is 39, but with the wind-chill, it is 34 by feel. The sun is shining, but in that wintery, it doesn’t matter, kind of way.

I woke up feeling kind of rough this morning. I think it was the result of knocking the thermostat up a tiny bit last night. It felt a little chilly, which was probably perfect for sleeping. But I was just not quite sure the furnace was on at all. Maybe it was that middle of the night disorientation one gets. I wanted to be sure, as I am not the only one who sleeps up stairs! I nudged it, and it kicked on, and I went to bed.

It took a while to get back to sleep. I have a certain anxiety about money I have spent and the gap between seeing it leave my account, and seeing whatever I ordered arrive at my front door! I am still waiting on the lathe, and it still showed as arrived at Chicago, the start of day eight there.

I finally did get back to sleep, and not long after I did, I checked the tracking site again, and the status finally changed! It left Salt Lake City in route to the destination terminal! Or, in the parlance, to the local delivery company that will carry it from Salt Lake to my front door, hopefully by tomorrow! Yes, maybe tomorrow, it will be safely home. Then I can start learning how to make things on it for real rather than by watching YouTube videos, and wondering how the technique actually feels in the wood!

Me and my shop are ready for this little upgrade. I have been wanting to add a lathe for a long time now, but money and other things always got in the way. I finally just did it. I hope that it will be big enough for everything I want to make, while still being small enough that Missus will be able and willing to explore the art. She loves working on her tiny little lathe that turns a million miles an hour and loved to throw little blocks of wood at her. I hope that this will alleviate her of that danger by first being robust enough to hold the block in safely! I have an upgraded chuck on the way right now, too. I am not messing around!

I’d like to get some things cleaned up in the yard today, and drop them off at the salvage yard. With the first snow having already hit the ground, it is no good waiting any longer to clean up the messes in the yard from summer activities. I don’t want them frozen to the ground the way Christmas lights get frozen to the house sometimes, and un-removable till Spring! We put them down the walk one year early after we moved here, and used pigtails for electric fencing to string them along, above the ground. Those pigtails got stuck till April. I don’t love that.

I’ll finish warming up from morning chores, and get on the metal yard trip. It seems so early to be feeling tis cold! I will be working on firewood no doubt as the delivery truck arrives tomorrow or the next day.

First Snow, Autumn 2021

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Last night the wind started, and eventually during the night the snow started to fall. By morning it was stuck to everything, and the wind was still going. The house was chilly, and wanting to be warmed up. So I went down to light the fire in the woodstove.

Did I mention that the wind was blowing, and the house was cold? I said, cool, didn’t I? Maybe it was cooler than that. Either way, the flu on the chimney was too cold to take a draught, and the wind was blowing down it. The wood was still a bit wet from the recent rains, too. Also, those wood shavings I am picking up off the shop floor are damp, or something, and a bit resistant to burning. I tried them anyhow, then paper from the butcher’s roll. Finally I went to get some of my kindling sticks and lit them. Now, that all sounds good and well, and maybe it seems understandable that so far some twenty minutes have gone by.

What was not reasonable was the amount of smoke that came out every direction from the stove! I could not get the least amount of it to vent up the chimney. It was as though the chimney was blocked completely! I could hear the wind still blowing outside, and according to the anemometer on the weather station it was running around 12 miles an hour with gusts of 17 or so. So it was going, but it was not too bad. But air just came down the chimney, and would not go out. I would get the fire going, and close the door, and it would go right out and start smoking out the stove’s intake. The house filled right up with it!

At last, I was about thirty minutes into this when the thermometer on the flue finally budged upwards a little, and as soon as it did, the smoke began to go up the chimney instead! So we aired out the house, which was not warm. We have had a good fire going since!

I have got a notification that the final stove parts will arrive on Thursday. I wonder how much of the smoke that came pouring into the house today would vent out through the intake if I got it hooked up properly? Or would it just leak and vent air into the attic or walls where the vent pipe travels?

The wind has continued, but the snow stopped early on in the day. It is 35 out right now, but with the wind gusting up just shy of 20, the chill factor is at 28. Nest week at this time it is meant to be in the mid 50’s again. Good time to get caught up on that firewood once and for all!

I am awaiting a call from Woodcraft to tell me the status of my delivery that is still stuck in Chicago. I worry that this very thing is a harbinger of why we live rural to begin with? Global trade is in danger, fuel prices are set to go up, and so are other fuels that are required for heating. This winter could be crazier than last! I just want to get my order here, and probably not order online like this again, at least for a while.

I don’t feel ready for this winter. I don’t think we are ready for such things as I suggested above, at all. I have put off the firewood for long enough. I don’t have hay yet, and I have not confirmed yet with my normal supplier that we will even get any from him, and at what price. I won’t bother him about it today as it is his birthday. I have never felt so close to a crash that is going to result in serious casualties and problems, as I feel now. And I don’t at all feel ready. This could be a tough winter. Hopefully the news and the analysts that inform the media are wrong. But hope isn’t enough to survive on if they are not wrong.